Its not as cold as it could be....

Its cold as balls out! So cold that the snow squeaks when you walk on it. So cold that my hair froze solid this morning after less than two minutes outside. So cold that I'm pretty sure my face was frozen solid for about 10 minutes after I came inside. But it could be colder.
Last year sometime we had about a week where it didn't get above maybe -5. During that time, it was so cold MY WEATHER WIDGET GREW ICICLES. Its not that cold right now, but just because I think my weather widget looks cool with icicles, I think I'll try to set it to a city that is cold enough.

Ten minutes later.....
Its thirty-fucking below in North Pole, AK and there's no icicles!!??
It must have been a hell of a lot colder than I thought it was last year.
Anyway, its -3 right now and the windchill is -16. I don't want to go outside until spring, too bad I still need to go home tonight....
On a warmer note, three weeks from now I'll be on spring break in SoCal. Oh yeah beach, so ready for you right now.

Until then, bring it on cold, you can't beat me! Unless I forget a hat tomorrow morning, then I'm screwed.